Christians are straight up FREAKS
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
