I'm so fucking centered right now
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
