whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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