She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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