discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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