You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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