just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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