we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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