hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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