dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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