I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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