Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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