It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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