Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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