Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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