bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
pop tarts are not kleenex
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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