i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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