you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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