Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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