Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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