what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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