Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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