One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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