they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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