But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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