I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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