I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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