Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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