Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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