What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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