my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Are my feet made of real feet?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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