You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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