I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
tell me about the fingering
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