using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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