So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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