HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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