all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
This is classic penis vs brain.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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