Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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