he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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