at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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