Dual....:-)
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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