So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
