I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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