dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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