i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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