his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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