this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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