just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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