We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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