I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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