I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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