im gay
i know
yea but for you.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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