i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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