i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
