I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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